So today I found out the great scientists of the world have engineered a penis on a rabbit. Ahh, nothing says "dick's are the most important way to spend all of that scientific money" than engineering one for a bunny. A bunny. What's that saying? Screwing like jack rabbits? Coincidence? Highly doubtful. So while women suffer with breast cancer and cervical cancer and men suffer from prostate cancer, if ever a dick falls off, now there's hope. Good to know how that money is spent.
Now if I may, does anyone else find it "interesting" that what matters most is erections and penis replacement? What about pediatric cancer or, I don't know, things that actually matter? I realize ED is a problem but a penis replacement over actually curing a relative disease? Science does continue to amaze me. Or maybe its just the funding of uber big pharmaceutical tycoons who believe that billions aren't as good as trillions. Either way - vomit. Wait, guess there's no money in that. Premature ejaculation then? (Can't you hear the money now? Someone already found a cure!)
